Monday, October 25, 2010

Holy Goose!

OK, well, today was a WEIRD day. I was driving and had to slam on my brakes to avoid being hit by a gaggle of geese!  Yes, you read it correctly. No I did not almost hit the geese... they almost hit ME! I had to slam on my brakes as they decided at that very moment in time to fly directly across the street!!! Actually they half of them ran into the street in front of my car and the other half flew AT my car! Were they the part of the Life and Death Brigade?! Death wish maybe? Hmm...maybe the suburbs are no longer safe.

After I came to grips that I may have wronged a goose sometime in my past and now have a "hit" put on me by the G-Mob, I began to think about the "signs" people always talk about. Signs from the universe, God or whatever you believe in. You are supposed to view the world with an open heart and open mind to really see the signs and should heed the advice in their hidden messages. Maybe the universe was trying to tell me something...but what?! Don't drive so fast? I was on a side street going 30 mph. Don't cross the street before looking both ways? Look before you leap? Don't trust feathered animals? Maybe the universe was telling me to be more spontaneous, but careful. Or that I should learn to spread my wings and soar so I can rise above the oncoming troubles of life...or maybe they were just a bunch of crazy birds.